Tuesday

Without daily obligations I've found it challenging to maintain my sense of day discrimination. Everyday is really the same to me now. The weekends are just days when my friends with real jobs have free time to hang out with me. Other than that, my days are running together.

I made it to the Gym tonight. My four year old daughter, Reilly, went to Kids Club; she loves going to "gym school" while I workout.

On our way home from the gym she must have been feeling somewhat saucy from her time at Kids Club, because she accused me of being an economic moderate. So I made her carry my backpack up to our 4th floor apartment.



Here she is in our living room after the punishment; she maintains a positive attitude just to spite me.



I was at the store earlier today buying Monster Energy Drinks and Microwave popcorn when I noticed this. Maybe old news to some:



That's right, it's J & D's brand Bacon Pop, bacon flavored popcorn. I was intrigued. How did they get the pigs inside the corn kernel before popping? Is PETA aware? There was no time for such questions as I further perused the box and found this:



As a lover of Bacon and Mayonnaise, and also Salt, I was further intrigued. I was unfortunately on my crutches and in no shape to take off on any delicious scavenger hunts. So I settled for my Orville Redenbacher's 94% fat free kettle corn and hit the check out line. Baconnaise will haunt my dreams.